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dorkykawaiidesu:

transdimensionalbeing:

thecreationmonster:

trilluminat1:

meenahtho:

until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.

THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.

American public school in one post

Why do they always want to go outside?!

because we are locked inside a building for 8 hours 5 days a week for 180 days of the year

(Source: whamboombamm)

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T PREGNANT

melaniedragon:

britishwantingcanadian:

kingeliasofarendelle:

auto-alchemechanicist:

meys:

Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?

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fuck no

I’m a dude…

I’m a lesbian…

I’m ugly…

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i’m not even human

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^^^^THIS.

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What do you mean by “Getting laid?” what is this process?

Tumblr is basically the internets nunnery. Of course no one here is getting laid.

AND NEVER WILL BE MMUUHAHAHHAH

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